The ultimate has to be the carpet cleaning company making a cold call.

The potential customer immediately asked in response, "how soon can you get here? There is blood all over the place and I need it cleaned up before anybody else sees it."

The sales droid notified the authorities. The homeowner effectively swatted himself, long before that was a thing...


Bill

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It is well past time to Drill, Baby, Drill!

If your June, July, August and September was like this, you might just hate summer too...

Please unload your question before you ask it unless you have a concealed harry permit.

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Give a man a rocket and he will fly for a day; teach him to build and he will spend the rest of his days sanding...