The solar power Nazis.
I don?t know about you, but the Solar Power Nazis knock on my door at least twice a week despite the NO SOLICITORS sign on my door. Today I tried a new tactic:
Saleskid: Hello, I represent SunRun Solar. Me: Hello, I don?t need solar power. I?m already off the grid. Saleskid: With what? Me: I have a reactor, a steam generator, and a turbine generator in my garage. Saleskid: Really? Me: Really. Saleskid: I don?t believe you. Me: I don?t care, but it?s true. Saleskid: Can I see it? Me: Only if you?re wearing a dosimeter. Are you wearing a dosimeter? Saleskid: What is a dosimeter? Me: If you don?t know what a dosimeter is, then I?ll assume you?re not wearing one. Saleskid: Where did you get a reactor? Me: After the Soviet Union broke up I bought a surplus 55KW Borashlovkovsky reactor for next to nothing. It came with a 25 year core. I refueled it in 2015, so we?re good for a while. Saleskid: You?re making this up. Me: No I?m not. Now, do you have a peddler?s license from the City of Aurora? Saleskid: No. Me: Scram. |
I would have been far less nice than you with the clown.
Somebody would have been RIDING THE BOOT almost immediately. |
Our neighbors installed solar panels. There is no battery for power outage. It just helps feed the grid and lower their monthly bill.
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I know. I should have given him the Bum?s Rush, but I wanted to have some fun with him first. My NEXT white lie: geothermal. |
I usually just ask if they have a solicitor's permit. I'll have to try that one for the solar guys. Lately it's been Verizon resellers.
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I did a similar thing with home exterior cameras/security system sales dudes a couple months ago while I was in the front yard washing the car. These are typically early 20s kids with pretty much the same setup and sales delivery pitch from company to company.
While I was not quite as inventive with my 'systems' as jeffy was, I did tell them I already had a bank of cameras installed (I don't) and that we all were being recorded from three different angles as we stood there. I then told them "You don't see the cameras, do you?" They looked and looked and said no. I said good; that is what I was shooting for. I thanked them and they walked away, looking back over their shoulders several times as they tried and tried to see where the (non existent) cameras were. Earl |
I had a pest control solicitor yesterday. He rang the bell, I saw he had an iPad or similar, and decided I would not answer. He finally went away. About 15 minutes later I was out front doing some yard work, and here comes the guy back into our cul-de-sac. He was riding a Segway. (Pretty fast, he was at our house before I could back inside!)
He yells out a greeting, so I decided I would be cordial, and say hello. He starts rattling off that he is helping others people in the neighborhood. I stop him and ask him what he was selling, and I still get the evasive dialog. He asks if I know Susie in the house behind us. Yes, I reply, she moved out. So, what are you selling? He replies Preventative Insect Treatment. Me: Not interested. Whatever insects we might have get eaten by the birds. So we do not have a problem. Bug Guy: This is a preventive treatment program. Me: I just told you I do not have a problem, so no need to treat a non-existent problem. BugGuy: I will . . . (I cut him off.) Me: I am going in now. Best of luck. Bye. In the past I might have told someone to get lost. But you never know now. They might come back later to do some damage to your house to get back at you. I also no longer leave cars in the driveway. They are always garaged. I take this approach because we raised two girls. Pranks and vandalism were an issue when they were teenagers, from guys they told to take a hike. :-) |
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Yeah, I get the Bugs Guys also. I always ask them if their treatment also repels salesmen. |
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I love that idea! I will have to use that the next time one comes by. It seems to be a frequent problem around here these days. We haven't had people peddling solar door to door for several years now. I wish my house/yard were better suited than they are for a solar installation (including storage) as that's something I wish I could do... |
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I?m all for renewables and alternates also, but if I ever decide to take the plunge (which I won?t at my age) I?ll FREAKING CALL SOMEBODY! |
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